Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Run Wild, Run Free

I hate Tuesday night telly. Come hell or high water, the Leitrim Lady makes it home in time for Prison Break (which is admittedly chock full of ridey tattooed men, but is so risible and convoluted plot-wise that it could star Adrien Brody and I wouldn't watch it*). How can something with so many "plot" "twists" be so fucking dull?

I watch Hollyoaks. I'm not hard to please.

Then it's followed by Desperate Horseshit, with that abomination Teri Hatcher doing a very convincing impression of someone I'd have to kick in the shins if I ever met her in real life. The only character in it that I felt any modicum of affection for (Lynette) got cancer.

So what to do instead? I decided I'd tire myself out so that I could retire early to bed and not feel that I was missing anything by... going for a run. Well, a jog. Jog #3 of my secret (not anymore) New Year's Resolution To Start Running Jogging. I think my curves are very attractive but it seems that many would beg to differ, so motivated by that and by FatMammyCat's making it sound so bloody easy, I decided I'd give it a go. Besides, I'd given my little bedroom telly to Crash Grandadicoot when he started failing a while back and my room is a complete fucking tip at the moment, so were I to retire there to, I dunno, read a book or something, I'd feel I had to make some effort to tidy it. Going for a jog just seemed easier. It would have been too, had I not the lung capacity of an asthmatic midget smoker. Runs #1 and #2 were miserable, snotty, cold affairs. Run #3 was, well, more of the same.

I'm back in my room now, burrowing into the mess with my laptop and my book (Michael Collins' The Keepers of Truth) and if I breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth slowly for the next few hours I'm hoping that my face might return to some semblance of a normal colour by morning.

*Lie

9 comments:

davey said...

Season one of Prison Break was good, because to follow the plot you just needed to read the title. After they broke out, everything started not making any sense. Most notably the title.

Manuel said...

there's no picture there? what's that all about? or is it to represent the dullness of Tuesday night tv? oh very clever.....

conortje said...

I gave up on Prison Break when they he ended up back in prison - I couldn't believe I had wasted so much time to see them back to square one. Did you pretend you were running from the police when you were jogging? That's what I always do - makes it so much more enjoyable :-)

Rosie said...

true, Davey. kinda like Lost, though they've kept it up.

not very clever, Manuel, just made a balls of uploading it, it seems.

Conor that's a great idea, though i may take it a step further and commit some misdemeanour so that the guards will give me a bit of a chase. i need something to motivate me.

LC said...

You kept that quiet - we can go running while you're in London if you like. Won't that be fun...

Rosie said...

no, LC. it would not be fun.

backpedalbrakes said...

I tend to self-motivate with the promise of booze, which is probably not the best thing to rehydrate with. Helps numb the pain though...

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