- A party! (of 4)
- Absolut Raspberry and Spar orange juice "cocktails"
- A sound thrashing at Buzz (after a lot of delusional trash talk from me about how I'm so good that nobody will play with me)
- A tent pitched in the living room (I'm not speaking metaphorically here)
- An ill-advised webtext at 6am(ish) with a badly-worded and apologetic follow-up at 7.30(ish) when I "woke up", "sober"
- A freezing cold excursion in my jammies to release a friend who was trying to get home and had locked herself out of the building and into the garden
- A barrage of abuse directed at my brother, who stormed into my room at 9am demanding breakfast rolls
“"I think Paul is having another one," Elaine says. "He’s acting weird. He shaved all his hair off. I mean all his hair, and he’s sleeping in a nightgown."...