- A party! (of 4)
- Absolut Raspberry and Spar orange juice "cocktails"
- A sound thrashing at Buzz (after a lot of delusional trash talk from me about how I'm so good that nobody will play with me)
- A tent pitched in the living room (I'm not speaking metaphorically here)
- An ill-advised webtext at 6am(ish) with a badly-worded and apologetic follow-up at 7.30(ish) when I "woke up", "sober"
- A freezing cold excursion in my jammies to release a friend who was trying to get home and had locked herself out of the building and into the garden
- A barrage of abuse directed at my brother, who stormed into my room at 9am demanding breakfast rolls
“Admit it. You could scream when he is with her and you just have to sit and wait. She came from you. Your body. Is you. You need space from her, you deman...