Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Stupid MEME

Fucking Terence broke my record of no MEMEs on the blog and tagged me with one the other day. I'm the girl who can't say no, so I'll humour him on the condition that he (a) doesn't do it again and (b) removes the word verification from his blog as promised because it drives me mental. Oh, and maybe (c) too - that he buys me a pint should I ever happen to be in Cavan again.

So... The rules. Link to the idiot that tagged you (see above). Post 7 random facts about yourself and then lumber 7 other poor shites with the same MEME by naming them and leaving a comment on each of their blogs. I won't be doing that because I don't want to nominate some grumpyhole who'll verbally abuse me like I did poor Terence. A new game though - I'd like you, dear readers, to add to my list of 7 by posting in the comments any other random facts about me that you know to be true (should you be fortunate enough to know me in the flesh) or that you suspect to be true, if all you have to go on is the blog. The most accurate will win a prize (yet to be decided but it will be an actual prize, I promise you).
  1. The first CD I ever bought was The Spin Doctors' Pocket Full Of Kryptonite, which I bought in a little record shop in Chester. I still love it. The first album I ever bought with my own money was Nirvana's In Utero, on tape. A bit of a departure for me - I was mainly into Neil Diamond at the time.
  2. When I was 25 I had a fling with a man 9 years older than me, and then another with a man who was 7 years younger. I regretted both but for very different reasons.
  3. I vomit instantly if I drink shots, though in my teens I was very very good at it.
  4. I write a sex column.
  5. My first kiss was with my first boyfriend, and wasn't until I was 15 years old. We ended up together for 2 1/2 years, and I think that first kiss lasted for about 2 1/2 days.
  6. I suspect I have dyscalculia (numerical dyslexia). Apparently that's just Irish for "shit at maths".
  7. The first concert I ever went to was Chris de Burgh. On the same night, my brother had his very first Big Mac (as compensation for being too young to go to the gig). Only one of those love affairs has stood the test of time.
So, is there anything else you think I might like the world to know about me?


Terence McDanger said...

a) Check
b) Consider it done
c) Don't push it. You'll have a small sherry and you'll like it too.

My random fact learned about you: You have huge feet. You're no Ian Thorpe or Bobo the clown now, but they're rather large it seems, for a lady.

If your next revelation is that you have a massive willy as well, I'm bolting for the door and never coming back.

Fucking Terence.

nuttycow said...

Now, I don't know you and I haven't been reading your blog for that long so I think that...

a) this blog is a cover for a mass brain-washing cult
b) you are the leader and wear long purple robes
c) you believe that the God of Beer will come and save you

d) I've had too much coffee this morning.

Sorry, am talking rubbish, I think it's the excitement of being at work.

alan said...

my very first concert was also De Burgh!

Do you suppose it was the same one ;)

AJ said...

Fuck it I'll give it a go:

1) ya speak irish
2) you're a woman ie you think you have a fat arse (and you think that's a bad thing) and you think that you aren't that good looking.
3) ya curse like a (fucking jesus tap dancing christ) trooper.

I'm sure there's more stuff that I've gleaned reading your blog but I'm in work so my mood is set to lazy and my brain's is set to ehh.

Rosie said...

oh kids, you have it arseways. perhaps i didn't explain it too well, but the object of the exercise was to expose/invent some "facts" that i have not revealed before now in the blog.

Nutty, you're well out in front in the inventiveness stakes but as none of those are strictly true, you're still some way off a prize. still, smarter than the boys and that counts for something.

Alan, RDS? let's never speak of this again.

Paul Heron said...
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Rosie said...

and you write a football blog, Paul. different strokes, etc.

Manuel said...

yeah lets have a recap on the sex column thing.....

Primal Sneeze said...

I wrote sex on a column once. I was about 9 and it was in the loo downstairs in Busáras.

Rosie said...

sheesh, you boys really aren't getting the game at all, are you? now instead of repeating things i wrote ages ago (a la Fucking Terence and AJ) you're repeating things i wrote in this very post.

except for Primal. if you keep punning your face will eventually get stuck like that, you know.

i was hoping more for something along the lines of "Rosie once took bellydancing classes in an effort to learn some sex appeal. FAIL." or even "Rosie snores like a spacepig. Allegedly."

you disappoint me.

AJ said...

You already said that you snore like a spacepig, so now your'e repeating things you wrote in the blog. Must be contagious. ( Nice way to change the subject from you writing a sex column by the way, I wasn't gonna ask about that anyway)

Ok... soo making shit up it is...:
1) Rosie tried to give up drinking a year ago but she missed hanging out with the other wino's at the Connolly Luas station begging for change.
2)She used to be a lesbian but saw Summer of Sam and was converted by the Adrien Brodys faux english accent
3)She used to own a squirrel a monkey and a goat but the monkey killed and ate the squirrel and she had to have the monkey put down after he had a taste for blood. The goat died in a tragic accident after he tried to eat through an electric fence.

Grannymar said...

You are aged 13⅜ and live in a tree.

@primal there ia a whole post in 'I wrote sex on a column once. I was about 9 and it was in the loo downstairs in Busáras.' I want to read it!

Paul Heron said...
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Rosie said...

because the unthinkable has happened, Paulie a chroí... my ma has the blog address. granted she doesn't really know how to navigate her way around it yet, but she's a quick learner. it's an funny story - how she came by it - i'll tell it when i'm able.

i shall shortly be censoring the blog and removing all references to sex, drugs, rock n' roll, lesbians and beer.

Paul Heron said...
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Rosie said...

[realises he's probably right, despite her occasional efforts to write movie reviews and amusing childhood anecdotes]

fuck it, she'll love me anyway, right?

Paul Heron said...
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Terence McDanger said...

Ah right, I see now. Am I too late?

1) Rosie does a burlesque type stage act where she imitates the scene from soft porn classic Emannuelle by smoking cigarettes through her bottom to polite applause. She doesn't inhale though.

2) On quiz show Family Fortunes, when a guest gives an incorrect answer, it is Rosie that makes the "NE NEHHHHH" noise backstage

3) Whenever she's not blogging, Rosie's a bingo caller with a fake cockney accent at the community hall in Darndale.

Rosie said...

Primal - what Grannymar said.

Paul - so sweet. you'd better mean it.

Terence & AJ - i shall decide which of you merits a prize when my hangover abates. well played, gentlemen.

Ellie said...

That is so bizarre, my first concert was also Chris de Burgh. Didn't think I'd ever come across another person who could say the same!

Rosie said...

you, Alan and i should start a club, Ellie.

Ellie said...

We should. The Spanish Train club.

Or maybe not.

Rosie said...

Ellie, you're making it worse. you've just reminded me that my favourite one of his was the spacemen messiah one. i feel sick.

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