Dear participant [how clinically formal!]
Thank you for registering to take part in the installation by artist Spencer Tunick in Dublin's Docklands on Saturday June 21st 2008. [no problem! I may chicken out if it rains, though.] We will be contacting you again the week of June 9th 2008 with further information. [tips on etiquette and current body hair trends, maybe?] We look forward to welcoming you to the event in June. [hopefully not with hugs]
Note: The installation will take place at dawn and will take approximately 90 minutes, including travelling to the site of the installation. During this time the participant will be nude for approx 30 minutes. [eek]
“Everyone’s always on about how great nature is. I fucking hate nature cos it made us the way we are and we didn’t even have a choice. Like fucking cancer....