Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Thousands Will Be Disappointed*

I'm afraid I will be welshing on my date with Spencer Tunick. I've got a better offer - I'm flying to Bilbao on the 19th and home again via Biarritz on the 26th. It's just as well, really, I haven't managed to lose that two stone I had planned to lose and my Hollywood is still, well, very Hollywood (for some reason this makes me feel about eleventy million times more exposed than simply being naked).

So no nudie photos of me masquerading as art shall be posted on my blog. You may breathe a sigh of relief/groan in abject disappointment. Annie is planning to capture my radiant beauty in a photograph soon, however, and if her talented hands make me look half presentable I might post her effort here instead. Just so that we have something to look forward to.

*Or possibly just a few of you. There's really no accounting for taste.

23 comments:

Annie Rhiannon said...

If you let me I'll make it my "weekend picture". I need something that doesn't come across as a metaphor!

Where does the term "welshing" come from? Glad you got a holiday booked anyway, sounds brilliant.

Annie said...

Ooh, do check out the wig-and-platform-shoe art in the Guggenheim

And there was a very cool old bookshop in Biarritz, I seem to recall.

Photo, hurrah!

gimme a minute said...

How convenient.

or

Pwock, pwock, pwock, pwock, pwock!

Rosie said...

i have no idea, Annie. i can only assume that it's something to do with unreliable west britons.

that stuff looks great, Annie eile. any other tips you have on Bilbao and San sebastian would be much appreciated.

shut up, Gimme, or i'll have Annie take a nude photo of me. then we'll all be sorry.

Annie said...

Ah. Without wishing to put a dampener on your holiday... be wary of the Basque
police.

(Nice tapas in San Sebastian though. And
La Perla spa looked lovely, though we didn't make it inside. I loved the aquarium, it had one of those walk-through tunnels where you could see little sharks and turtles swimming over your head. And there was a really nice bar up by the Peine de los Vientos sculptures by Chillida. And lots of nice bars on the seafront...)

Katherine said...

Yahoo I too am going to Biarritz and San Sebastien but not till September; so I'll be waiting eagerly for an adventure-report!

Rosie said...

@ Annie - fuck!

em, i don't wanna go anymore. which could hamper my report, Katherine. blame Annie.

Annie said...

Oh noes. Sorry, it's lovely really.

I missed the Hollywood post. Good lord!

le craic said...

You'll be there in spirit with all the other naked bodies sure won't you. So it's all good.

Manuel said...

life's tough then......meant to say this for ages, but I love the new banner.....

problemchildbride said...

Your Hollywood is still that Hollywood? Blimey - that Hollywood really works, eh?

Does anyone remember a chocolate called Biarritz?

Quickroute said...

Not sure how long you are going for but the north west of Spain along the coast is beautiful (better than Biarritz (snobby frogs!) - Scottish peeps are reknowned as 'tight fisted' but their southern brothers are even more frugal hence The term 'Welshing' defaulting on a debt - you Welsh Rosie? - if no then give it up girl!

Rosie said...

it's not that bad, Annie. preferable to the dentist, anyway.

as it happens, AJ, one of the friends i'm travelling with had also volunteered for the Tunick shoot - but she'd volunteered to mind the clothes. i can only imagine how mortifying that would have been, to strip naked and then have to hand my smalls over to her...

the work of EM Esq. Manuel, i can take no credit. apart from credit for badgering him into it.

still fairly hollywood anyway, Sam. but i'm very fair.

just a week, Quickie. and no, i'm not welsh, i'm dublin born and bred.

Caro said...

Love the new header!

I remember Biarritz chocolate, it had crunchy bits of orange or mint in it I think...

Enjoy the holidays. You're only going to get out of the nudey thing aren't you?

Darragh said...

Ah well, I'd say you made the better option all round ;-)

Thriftcriminal said...

Dammit! Bilbao, nice, haven't been but I have heard many a good thing. Enjoy. Just back from France myself.

"my Hollywood is still, well, very Hollywood"

You mean it has a big iconic sign and lots of celebrities? I'm confused?

Rosie said...

no, Caro! honestly, it was the only week that the others were free to travel. what do i have to do to convince you people?

you're still doing it, right Darragh? everyone can migrate to your blog for nudie photos instead.

no, Thrifty, i mean... [realises that these strangers already have too much information. maintains a dignified silence]

Conan Drumm said...

Apropos of I don't quite know what it was Ry Cooder, I think, who sang, "Some old man say 'Well that's the way it goes Down in Hollywood,' Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Ooh down in Hollywood
Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Ooh in Hollywood
Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood Down in Hollywood...

Rosie said...

*speechless*

LukeM said...

there's a place called Kurasaal in San Sebastien, its the really modern looking concert hall at the river mouth. the cafe does an amazing lunch deal. Pinxto pub crawl in the old town is the way to go, get one bite and one small drink in each pub and then move on would be my advice.

Rosie said...

cheers, Luke. apparently we're hitting the food capital of the world - there are more Michelin stars in san seb than in all of france.

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