Tuesday, July 08, 2008

One Hand In My Pocket

The latest edition of Nós* is out and they've published my piece alongside a photo of some budgie with her hand down her knickers, which makes me look like a right wanker.

They may have a point.

28 comments:

Paul Heron said...
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gimme a minute said...

You're so going blind.

backpedalbrakes said...

Ooh that header is pretty. Tell me what genius did it so I can wheedle 'em.

B said...

Spent ages thinking it was some dodgy animation involving the bird, then I suddenly realised how stupid I was, she must've meant the helocopter!

red said...

ditto what backpedal said- very pretty indeed.

Rosie said...

which is the point of this month's article, Paul. kind of.

i've already got the reading glasses, Gimme. it's the hairy palms that worry me.

as for the header, it was the very kind and handsome AJ over at Le Craic, ladies.

don't be silly, B. hellycoptors don't have hands. or pants.

Billy said...

Is it an accurate representation of what you wrote?

I was staring it it for ages, wondering if I'd magically suddenly be able to understand Irish.

It didn't happen.

Thriftcriminal said...

Just reclaiming the Al Bundy (Married with Children) move is all.

le craic said...

Going to print the article out and give a go at reading it tomorrow!

Rosie said...

it is, Billy. this month's piece is all about being a sex columnist who nobody wants to have sex with. i'll publish a translation in the sidebar at some stage.

i don't get you, Thrifty...

let me know how you get on, AJ!

problemchildbride said...

Well, I can't understand it but I like your knickers!

Rua said...

"being a sex columnist who nobody wants to have sex with"-is that what the new header is about? better pr for the emerging 'lonely single men who read blogs' market?

B said...

budgies landing gear worked like hands.
and exhaust pipe?

kiki said...

i want to print it to, but where's the english / sanscript versions?

Rosie said...

not my knickers, Sam...

will it work, Rua?

B, stop trying to draw me a mental picture of a masturbating helicopter.

patience, Keeks. or a dictionary.

Dáithí said...

ní raibh a fhios agam go dtaitníonn Porn le cailíní!

Rosie said...

braitheann sé ar an gcailín, ní fheadar an dtaitníonn sé le cailíní i gcoitinne...

B said...

"stop trying to draw me a mental picture of a masturbating helicopter"

That deserves a post of its own.

Thriftcriminal said...

The character Al Bundy in the program Married With Chrildren used to wander into his gaff, plonk himself on the couch and shove his hand under the belted section of his trousers (front). It was portrayed as the action od a boorish male.

Conan Drumm said...

"Féinspraoi"

My Irish vocabulary is growing.

jusk said...

I preferred the old header. It was clearly more interesting.

I've nothing to say about pants or hands.

Rosie said...

on my blog or yours, B? also, i see you tagged me with a meme. that's like planting me with a kiss then telling me you've got herpes.

i get you now, Thrifty. i'm no boorish male...

i'm delighted to hear it, Conan. anything that gets people reading a little more as gaeilge is gravy.

clearly, Jusk? tomatoes potatoes. while i liked it very very much, it was unfinished and i am impatient. i like the new one.

B said...
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B said...

It'll be in one of my weekend spam posts I'm sure, it should be everywhere though... for one day, then disappear entirely as the phrase loses its coolness by means of scumbags saying it(just like the arcade fire).

Well then you can do the typical "I hate people who put my name in memes response" for it, can't you?

Rosie said...

they're just as tiresome as memes. but i like you (and am a little bit superstitious) so i shall play along with your herpes.

Quickroute said...

Me thinks you were referring to page 60 but Primal was referring to page 56. Either way a sexually charged publication to be sure!

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