Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Poxygen

Friday kicked off with some embarrassed lounging on the couches of an upmarket Dublin PR agency in my wellies while I waited for a giddy lift home to a giddy-up party. The giddy-up parties are always my favourite part of the weekend; chances are that we won't last long as a posse once we hit the gig. And we didn't - I was soon distracted by boys, Bacardi and other shiny things.

So who did I see? Do you care? You can read all that shit on everyone else's blog, and they do it with more conviction than I do. As for photos, I have one of a circle of wellyboots which every other bastard seems to have too, and one of me wearing a smelly ginger beard. Which I'd rather not post, as it really fucking suits me. That's the trouble with posting about a mass event - my slant on it will be much the same as everyone else's and that does not make for interesting reading.

Still, I did have some adventures. I fished a celebrity photo from my boot for the celebrity in question to sign. It was every bit as mortifying as it sounds. I was kissed by a stranger in a portaloo (he followed me in so that he might finish screaming down the phone at a friend, apologised profusely and then lobbed the gob. I was suitably appalled and secretly delighted). I spent Saturday afternoon at a Beat on the Street party (we had neither Dove nor Tony Fenton so it wasn't a very good Beat) where we made fake wristbands for ballsy friends (you will need: a scanner, colour printer, satin finish photo paper, superglue, punch, duvet buttons and much gumption). I wished a little too loudly on Sunday night that I could be the one sitting on the wheelchair stand with a flesh-eating virus (maybe) in my legs like my friend JT. My legs were not being eaten by a virus though, just chafed by my wellyboots. I'm glad of that today, but I was so wrecked after Rage Against the Machine that I'd probably have traded.

In conclusion: I had fun and lots of it. I'm not too old for this shit just yet.

18 comments:

B said...

We'll see if my snippets of coverage wind up the same as everyone else's then... they probably f*cking will.
Then again my live coverage was of last years, no one else done that.

Little Miss said...

Only Oxegen will see you off with an interesting portaloo story.

On the way to the oh so hygenic facilities early Sunday morning I traded baby wipes for a magic trick...the guy put one of those light bands through one nostril and out the other...well worth the trade!

kiki said...

"I'm not too old for this shit just yet"....

soon though, surely?

Quickroute said...

The new hood is looking well swanky.
I thought Twenty was the oldest blogger but I see you started in 1981 - respect!

Rosie said...

i didn't cop that at all, B. i was baffled by your coherence, your broadband connection and the presence of The Arcade Fire.

it certainly was, Miss. i'd have stood there clapping my hands shouting "again!" until he got a nosebleed, or gave me one.

shut up, Kiki.

i needed some way to keep them from bouncing up in the middle of the blog, Quickie, but i didn't know how else to do it...

MJ said...

sounds good!

emordino said...

> Only Oxegen will see you off with an interesting portaloo story.

I held off til Monday morning once. Period blood all over the shop, I tell you what.

Rosie, you're harder to miss than you claim - I saw a woman in a red and blue mac at the wheelchair stand but curly hair was notably absent so I kept moving. You need to carry a sign next time.

Conan Drumm said...

Times change but kisses stolen in the toilet block must be eternal.

B said...

Apparently most people didn't... the mention of it being 2007 wasn't odd? no?

backpedalbrakes said...

So who was the celebrity?

Rosie said...

nice, EM. as for me carrying a sign, you could always try answering your phone?

fleeting at best, Conan.

it did jar a little, B. but i was very tired and assumed it was a typo.

Dave Fanning, Catherine. i love him.

conortje said...

It all makes sense slowly... I thought 'lobbed the gob' meant he spat at you... and I was thinking that was rather open minded of you to like it. I have been away a very long time - totally lost touch with the vernacular. I only speak in Dutch now - that's how sophisticated and European I am!

Adam said...

That's a comprehensive slice of Oxegen there. I'm shocked you would open your mouth in a portaloo though. Bad enough all those germs and nasties wriggling up one side of an unsuspecting hoverer without giving them that option too.

Rosie said...

why Conor, what you must think of me!

glad i managed to capture the moment, Adam. the portaloos this year were amazingly clean, i must say.

Andrew said...

Cracking review, I agree with your approach of not talking aboput the bands because I'm really not convinced anyone else cares.

Should I feel smug that I DID realise B's coverage was of last year's hooley? He did actually say as much in one of his posts.

Rosie said...

very smug, Andy. you were paying at least 100% more attention than i was.

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