Monday, February 02, 2009

First We'll Make Snow Angels For Two Hours, Then We'll Go Ice Skating, Then We'll Eat A Whole Roll Of Tollhouse Cookie-dough As Fast As We Can...

Good morning, gorgeous. There's a beautiful snowy wonderland waiting outside for you. Just don't slip and crack your skull walking along the 'nal.
He's a very optimistic realist, my Jaffa Cake. It had rained on Love Lane this morning, so I flaghopped with care down Mount St. What snow had fallen overnight was now in puddles of slush, sat like pizzas of sick in the centre of each paving slab, turning the street into a slick chequerboard of calamity. I'm clumsy in the mornings (afternoons and evenings) so having to pick my way in to work fairly cooled my heels. I'd planned to prance in my new boots. Nobody's noticed my new boots yet, but I'm trying not to sulk about that.

It's going really well.

It started to snow again, and the flakes stuck to my red coat and curls. I must look pretty as a postcard! I thought to myself, before catching a glimpse of my sodden reflection. It is only now that it dawns on me; people look pretty as pictures, places are pretty as postcards. I am all bumps and hillocks today, my tangled undergrowth stretching this metaphor further than either of us wanted to go.

12 comments:

Conan Drumm said...

A great text for the morning, are you going to bring him to the blahwards?

The boots are fab, by the way.

Rosie said...

thanks, Conan, i got them on sale.

and no blahwards for me, i have something else to celebrate that night.

backpedalbrakes said...

Dude, the boots are fab. I has boot envy; the sole split on my favourite pair today. Again.

Radge said...

I tripped this morning and an old person laughed at me. Killer slush.

She Likes It Loud said...

Where are the boots? I still want to see the shoes you were on about a few posts ago.

Gardenhead said...

fuck slush. its brown and evil

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Good bush-age.

Why's he called Jaffa Cake btw?

And are there pix of boots?

Rosie said...

but what if i photograph the boots and you don't like them???

i couldn't live with myself.

he's called the Jaffa Cake because i was stuck for a moniker, and he happened to be breakfasting on them at the time.

sorry, that's not very interesting at all. you know him though, Sarah, you were in school together.

Annie said...

I want to see the boots. BOOTS! BOOTS!

We promise to be nice about them.

Rosie said...

i'll try to remember not to forget to photograph them this evening, Annie. just for you.

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