Thursday, February 12, 2009

Rosie Is Boring, Unfunny

I haven't been blogging much because I'm trying to maintain the illusion (here, at least) that I am a hilarious and fascinating individual. I haven't been blogging much because I have gone up a cup size since starting on the pill and and my bouncing B cup bosoms now get in the way of my keyboard. I haven't been blogging much because my human feed reader resolved not to read any more bad blogs so I've started reading some of them myself because I sometimes miss the sad thrill of sneering at shit grammar, but it's gone too far and they've put me off blogging.

I'm small like that. Other than my ears, it's the only small thing about me. My arse, for example, is as ample as my ego, which has kept me from blogging too.

27 comments:

conortje said...

I accepted my shite grammar and embarrassing spelling long ago. Just as well, otherwise I'd never leave the house. Anyways there are always thousands of reasons not to write, you may only allow yourself two a week - just like creme eggs :-)

Rosie said...

mmm, creme eggs. largely to blame for my ever larger behind.

alan said...

I sometimes miss the sad thrill of sneering at shit grammar

Always glad to be a source of amusement! :)

they've put me off blogging
oh... Crap

Rosie said...

oh now. it's neither of you.

besides, i'm the only one allowed to make with the faux modesty around here!

the human feed reader said...

Total resolution FAIL. Can't help it. Car crash reading.

emordino said...

Less o' this, more o' t'other.

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Which has put you off blogging-

Arse or ego?

At least my arse can keep me warm at night, it's a wraparound.

Ego sits at the end of the bed, like the sulk she is.

Conan Drumm said...

The pill? Treatment rather than prophylaxis? Ná bac liom if I'm being nosey.

Rosie said...

FAIL is right, Human Feed Reader. you're out pressing flesh.

*shudder*

you're right, EM. i hate that you're always bloody right.

i like sitting on my arse, Sarah, and stroking my ego. so... both.

again, Conan, it's both. i've been taken off the Glucophage (thank fuck, because it's made me sick as a poisoned pup for the past few years) but i am still on the Aldactone, which means that it's imperative that i do not get knocked up. it's an anti-androgen so if i were to conceive a baby boy, he'd have no willy - like Eoin Mc Love. it doesn't say anything about him developing a gen for cakes, but presumably he'd inherit that from me anyway. anyway, prognosis is pretty much the same; i'll have to have treatment to have kids. probably.

that's what you were asking, right? because you used a big word, so i wasn't sure.

Meadow said...

For what it's worth...

I've recently started reading your blog. And I love it.

Don't go!

the human feed reader said...

FAIL is right, Human Feed Reader. you're out pressing flesh.

If it's any consolation, I think I've caught necrotising fasciitis.

Tim Footman said...

I want to hear more about the bosoms.

barefoot gypsy girl said...

You, my dear, are refreshing and I laugh at your every word.

Tessa said...

Please don't go away, Rosie. Bind up the knockers, and never mind the size of your arse, just sit on it and write. Your adoring public awaits you.

Conan Drumm said...
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Conan Drumm said...

Yup, I thought it'd be really good news if it was just the latter. You must be heartily sick of the chemical cocktail.

Rosie said...

it's probably just a hangover, HFR.

i want to write more about the bosoms, Tim. i've been waiting for them since i was twelve.

i am, Conan. the pill's going okay so far and apart from wanting to wee ever ten minutes, the Aldactone is fine.

Terence McDanger said...

"It's an anti-androgen so if I were to conceive a baby boy, he'd have no willy - like Eoin Mc Love."

See? You've still got it!

Rosie said...

true story, Terence.

Terence McDanger said...

Oh I know yes, not poking fun at your ailments at all, but the Eoin McLove reference was opportune.

Rua, said...

"Rosie Is Boring, Unfunny"

pfff, I've been saying that behind your back for years(well, 3).

Whats a feed reader?

Rosie said...

you'd want to hear what we say about you, Roo.

a feed reader's kinda like an inbox for the blogs you read. a human feed reader is a friend who trawls through the shite blogs for fun and then sends you on the most shameful tidbits.

Rua, said...

oh, I see...

the dublinista said...

Dont turn into one of those people that disappears once they start getting a regular ride...dont do it...

Rosie said...

but... but...

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