"I like the sound that the new bells make!" I said to the driver.
Two glasses of wine.
"I fuckin' don't" he muttered. And the bus shuddered to a stop.
"Go on then" he sighed. "You can press it again."
“Everyone’s always on about how great nature is. I fucking hate nature cos it made us the way we are and we didn’t even have a choice. Like fucking cancer....