In Dreams

Via text:

You were in my dream last night. We were doing an English literature course and you were reading a book about Japanese symbols during it. What does it mean?

Rosie (optimistically):

That you miss me?

BGF (brutally honest):

I think it means that you're difficult and contrary.

Rosie (deflated):

Thanks.

[long pause]

BGF (pretending to be contrite):

And cultured. Forgot the good one.