I have a date tonight. With a man.
I'm sure normal people don't boast childishly about this kind of shit but it almost never happens to me. The idea that someone (with all his own hair, teeth and mental faculties) would choose to spend a few hours in my company and maybe even try to kiss me at some stage, well, it's horribly exciting. Doubly so when you add to the mix the fact that I have no idea either how to dress or conduct myself appropriately, rendering the evening's outcome entirely unpredictable. I'm only 27 - at my age we generally just get mashed, lunge and hope for the best.
So, a plea for good advice. Lay it on me, strangers off the internet!
I'm sure normal people don't boast childishly about this kind of shit but it almost never happens to me. The idea that someone (with all his own hair, teeth and mental faculties) would choose to spend a few hours in my company and maybe even try to kiss me at some stage, well, it's horribly exciting. Doubly so when you add to the mix the fact that I have no idea either how to dress or conduct myself appropriately, rendering the evening's outcome entirely unpredictable. I'm only 27 - at my age we generally just get mashed, lunge and hope for the best.
So, a plea for good advice. Lay it on me, strangers off the internet!
