is the rampant rabbit wave too big?
Yes. Don't mind the saleslady, she's on comission.
faking milk in a tub
It wasn't fake.
*cough*
i have no fun friday
Me neither. Perhaps we should hook up?
where to find skinny spanish hottie
Not here, I'm afraid. Size sixteen Irish potato.
shenanigans, malarkey, tomfoolery
We should definitely hook up.
frotting on the underground
I'm told it happens. Not to me, unfortunately.
