Call Me What You Like

Me:
i should write something later, otherwise every time i look at my blog i will see Good Charlotte and cry.
The Jaffa Cake:
i was thinking that. you'd feel better if you put something else up.

Me:
i would. but what? i won't write about you. don't fret.
The Jaffa Cake:
i don't mind you writing about me, as long as it's kept fairly oblique. and that's not because i'm trying to hide things, i'll always feel that way. a little bit.
Me:
i know. i hope i haven't put anything up that you're uncomfortable with?

The Jaffa Cake:
not at all, i've really liked everything. apart from the crack about my ginger 'tache.

obviously.

Me:
it's catching, i tell ya. i have an appointment for a wax with the beautician tomorrow. in case it spreads to your beard.

(thinks: this would make for vaguely uncomfortable cut-and-paste blog comedy gold)
The Jaffa Cake: cut and paste away, by all means. i think i have my new nickname for you.
...
Garfield.
Me:
well, i do like lasagna.