I spent Sunday afternoon in Athlone, in the recovery position. Watching The Hills on MTV. For the first ten minutes or so I complained. Loudly. Disgusted by their vacuousness and by the fact that I couldn't tell any of them apart.
Three episodes in, I got it. "Is it a hamster or a guinea pig?" Lauren asked Stephanie. "Because hamsters are, like, this big..." (makes circle with forefinger and thumb). Stephanie smiles confusedly.
"She used to be a hamster, but now she's a guinea pig".
I love her. I watched it from midday right through until 7pm.
And then I watched Run's House.
Three episodes in, I got it. "Is it a hamster or a guinea pig?" Lauren asked Stephanie. "Because hamsters are, like, this big..." (makes circle with forefinger and thumb). Stephanie smiles confusedly.
"She used to be a hamster, but now she's a guinea pig".
I love her. I watched it from midday right through until 7pm.
And then I watched Run's House.
