I haven't been blogging much because I'm trying to maintain the illusion (here, at least) that I am a hilarious and fascinating individual. I haven't been blogging much because I have gone up a cup size since starting on the pill and and my bouncing B cup bosoms now get in the way of my keyboard. I haven't been blogging much because my human feed reader resolved not to read any more bad blogs so I've started reading some of them myself because I sometimes miss the sad thrill of sneering at shit grammar, but it's gone too far and they've put me off blogging.
I'm small like that. Other than my ears, it's the only small thing about me. My arse, for example, is as ample as my ego, which has kept me from blogging too.
I'm small like that. Other than my ears, it's the only small thing about me. My arse, for example, is as ample as my ego, which has kept me from blogging too.
