Those of you unfortunate enough to have subscribed to any of the comment threads here may have seen a spake or two from my new friends Opop and Uhfdf this week. Enthusiastic readers both, they have each commented on every one of my 602 posts. In Chinese.
At least I think it's Chinese. I'm open to correction, and would appreciate a translation. I imagine it reads
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I spent a half hour deleting the 600 odd notification messages in my email inbox and Opop and Uhfdf's comments on my last 10 posts. Then I made some tea, decided life was too short, switched on word verification for comments and wrote an excuse of a post about it.
At least I think it's Chinese. I'm open to correction, and would appreciate a translation. I imagine it reads
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Wonderful.
I spent a half hour deleting the 600 odd notification messages in my email inbox and Opop and Uhfdf's comments on my last 10 posts. Then I made some tea, decided life was too short, switched on word verification for comments and wrote an excuse of a post about it.
