Showing posts with label Pat Ingoldsby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pat Ingoldsby. Show all posts

Sunday, December 02, 2007

A Poem So Fresh And New, Yahoo!

Two poems from Pat Ingoldsby's new collection Can I get in the bath? ("It's outrageous" he told me yesterday, grinning. "Absolutely fucking filthy").


Crucial Moments Leading Up To His Arrest


The man with the long sticky-out nose
pulled his trousers up so high
that he couldn't see where he was going
so he opened up his fly
and peeped out to have a look.


Me Hole


I have cried
and cried and cried
for the dreams
of you and me
that got destroyed
somewhere between
the excitement of hope
and the crash
of breaking futures.
Who dares wins!
Whoever
came up
with that
pearl of shite,
kindly go
and
fuck yourself.
Twice.


I hope that some day someone will buy one of his books from him to give to me.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Pat's Chat

I didn't get around to doing my Christmas shopping yesterday as planned, owing to the rain and the fact that I'm a lazy bitch when I want to be. I ventured out this morning though and managed to get about half of it done, which I think I deserve a medal for given the ferocity of the crowds on Dublin's streets. I was walking along Westmoreland St. laden with bags and ill humour when I saw Pat Ingoldsby sitting by the huge metal container inexplicably parked by the side of the road.

Pat's an Irish institution, a relic of my childhood. I love his poems, the humour and the humanity of them. Sometimes they make me feel very sad and worried for him. I've bought books from him a couple of times when he was having a bad day (I've never bought one in a shop). He was gruff and I was disappointed, which is funny as I don't expect any of the other authors I read to entertain me as I make a purchase. Today was a good day though, he greeted my hello with a beaming smile and chatted to me about his books. I asked him to write the dedication in Irish and asked him as Gaeilge, eliciting another smile. Tá Gaeilge álainn agat, a deir sé, Gaeilge ón chroí. I'd love to have stayed and talked with him for longer, maybe got him a cup of coffee and kept him company for a while. He has an extraordinary warmth and energy about him, an air of eccentricity and giddiness, and loneliness. I'd love to have stayed, but I didn't. I lacked the courage, afraid that I'd impose, or bore him. I regret it now; he's man enough to tell me to piss off home if he doesn't want me annoying him and who knows, he might have been gumming for a cup of coffee.

Tomorrow I'll post one of my favourite poems of Pat's. I'm too fuckin tired tonight though, after my interrupted night's sleep...