Turkey and cheese, please.Normally mild-mannered shop lady:
Lovely. It's you that doesn't like the mayo, love, isn't it? I do mix you up with the girl from Lowe'ses next door. She's nice too.
[polite laugh]Normally mild-mannered shop lady:
Ah FUCK!Ridey till boy (the reason I buy lunch there):
The fuckin' builders have eaten all me fuckin' cheese. Bastards. I won't be gettin' anny more cheese in til the mornin'.
I had a lovely roll for my lunch, loads of cheese on it there was. Sorry about that... [winks]I wonder would she slather him in butter and stuff him between two slices of bread of me?