I was sitting in last night watching Welcome to the Jungle with my flatmate (I know, Red, Beowulf was bad, but this was worse... indulge me) when an ad came on for the Durex Ring. "Oh!" exclaims the Swede "I wonder what you do with it?" I looked at him, aghast. If a 32 year old Swedish man doesn't know what to do with a vibrating cock ring, then who does? Not knowing if he was taking the piss out of me or not, I kept quiet. Until he piped up again.
"Would you like one for Christmas?"
"Would you like one for Christmas?"
