Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Sex And The City

He had an idea for a book; something with popular appeal, cheeky, topical and with a sense of humour. The kind of book that would be labelled sassy were he a woman. All about dating, relationships, sex; men, women and the internet (to give it that "modern" twist). He mentioned it because were he to write it, there'd be a chapter in it on me.

He seemed genuinely surprised by my less than enthusiastic response.

I am constantly appalled at people's total and utter lack of cop-on when it comes to affairs of the head, heart and/or the bits in between. Surely he should know that I would never be okay with being a chapter in a book? No matter how brief the affair I will always want to be Erato, not Carrie fucking Bradshaw.