Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The Stars Smile Upon Me

Finally, my genius is recognised by the monkey who writes the daily horoscopes! Unfortunately I read this just now instead of this morning and so I've been hiding my light under a bushel all day.

Pisces:
You need to let the world see the real you today. In order to do so, step out and give everyone a good, long look. Show off both your hotness and your intellect. In situations where you might have usually played dumb in an effort not to look like a know-it-all, today you should not be afraid to own up to the fact that most of the time (if not all of the time), you are the smartest person in the room. There is no point in trying to avoid intimidating people who aren't as smart as you.

So I missed my chance to dazzle the world today. I need to be on the ball on Friday though, I've got a date and a very good impression to make.