To amuse myself while I wait for the nice folk from the radio station to call me so that I can do yet another trite scintillating interview about my pain in the hole wonderful job, I've been making my way through the most funniest posts longlist. A snigger here, a snicker there and then suddenly a LOL, like an odious and sneaky fart. I hate LOLs but that fucker Nat King Coleslaw squeezes them out of me.
I hope he wins.
I hope he wins.