Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Review: Taken

Alt. Title: What To Do In Westport On A Bank Holiday Monday In The Rain When Your Plans To Fly Your Kite On The Beach Are Foiled By Gale Force Winds, Acute Lazy Bitchitis And Inappropriate Footwear

I'll tear down the Eiffel tower if I have to! he says in large italics, and you think really, Liamo, I wouldn't bother my hole. She's an annoying little bitch, and you, with your dyed hair, are clearly no Bruce Willis.

Avoid.