Showing posts with label gambling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gambling. Show all posts

Friday, March 14, 2008

Giddy Up Again (But Faster This Time, Please)

Refined. Like Me.

GingerBeard's put all of my money (€8) on Refinement in the 12.30 at Cheltenham. Refinement. Suits me, no?

***UPDATE***

The fucking nag came in second; my money was on him to win. I've drawn Denman and Halcon Genelardais in Primal's sweep though, so there's hope for me yet. Meanwhile I've dispatched the Ginger one with another €5 which I probably should have just spent on Creme Eggs, or maybe set on fire.

***AND ANOTHER UPDATE***

Denman did me proud in the sweep but GingerBeard won't tell me what he put my fiver on, so I don't know if I'm rich yet. I suspect not.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Giddy Up

Get over to Primal's, he's giving away free money or something.

In other gambling news, I did not win last night's lottery. Mainly because I did not buy a ticket. I didn't buy a ticket because I don't know how, having never done it and I'm reluctant to expose my naiveté in my local shop (where the proprietor already thinks I'm a retard because I always drop my change on the floor). I'm hoping that Disgrace won and has decided that his newfound wealth means nothing to him without me to share it with.