Apparently I'm not. It's been commented on on a few occasions recently though, with one cheeky shite today going so far as to ask if I was drunk. See, sometimes I forget that my partners in conversation (for argument's sake, let's call them my 'audience') can't hear the connections I'm making in my head, and don't necessarily follow my trains of thought as easily as I do myself. Choo choo. It's something I could work on, I suppose.
Or they could just get with the fucking programme.
Or they could just get with the fucking programme.